Reviews

Of Bud Light Platinum: 

 

"Poured into a standard pint glass, color is straw gold, head is 1/2'' thick, but dissipates immediately.

Smell is grainy, bland, corn, ugh.

Taste is all corn and awful grain - i'm going to pour out a portion of it.

Mouthfeel is way over caronated, too crisp and mixed with over sweetened - but not to balance or blend.

Overall, awful beer. "

 

Of Socks: 

 

"Shame on Hanes. When you slide your feet into these socks, you might as well drive your feet into the sand. The material is rough, the elastic is crap and the stitching by the toes will dig into your tender feet. My shop towels are softer than these socks. Shame on you Hanes. I understand saving a buck, but have some class and show some honor. Shame on you."

Of A Pen:

"The accents are copper colored, not rose gold. The pen is twice as heavy as it should be, which means that it will pull down the top of the shirt pocket edge. It is oddly tapered from the cap down. Contrary to another review, G2 gel ink refills do NOT fit this pen; not even close. On the plus side, the taper on the grip is perfect."

 

Of Cooking Twine:

"Not what is pictured. I have been a chef for years now and I know twine. Let me tell you. The one that is in the picture is much larger than what showed up. It's my fault for not knowing the length of the twine real I usually buy but this is also just false advertising. What you get is really small and nowhere near what is pictured. What is pictured showed if ninjas to guess 10 times more twine than what you get."

 

Of A Coffee Grinder:

"Have owned an older and more expensive Cuisinart conical Burr grinder for probably 8 years which was great until it wasn't. Thought I would try a less expensive model but it would not shut off automatically - had to pull the plug. The switch is very flimsy and it was very slow to grind the beans.
Which brings me to the major problem, the NOISE is deafening. Not just the decibels but the pitch. Sounds like a jet airplane taking off. Saw reviews that this was loud but on some youtube videos, it didn't seem to be as screechingly unbearable to the point where I had to block the ears or leave the room when it was grinding beans. See attached screenshot of decibel test.
Because it seemed very slow, maybe the beans were not going through the grinder at the correct rate, which would affect the sound of the motor. Also read many reviews that it breaks after a few months after I decided to return it."

Of A Pocket Dictionary:

"Pathetic. Many words I've looked up are missing entirely! Everyday words such as "cognitive," "vet" (the verb), "excoriate," "cry" (the noun), "sibilant," "egregious" and "sublingual." Simple words that should be in any dictionary.

This dictionary might be OK for a child under the age of 5, to help them learn to use one, or perhaps for someone new the English language, to carry around. Otherwise, it's yet another example of illiteracy becoming the norm in our culture."

Of "The Secret Language of Relationships: Your complete personology guide to any relationship with anyone":

"Don't dismiss this books insight. This book is law and you will find it is almost 100% right. Like a wise old woman this book provides insight into yourself and others."

Of Sugar:

"Tastes like saccharin."