A Dream I Had Last Night

Balls McBallface and I got mixed up in the wrong crowd when Balls accidentally fired a shotgun. Nobody was injured, but the gangsters we were with wanted to give us a lesson about firearm safety. They told us that they were going to cut off all of our fingers with a knife. However, they gave us a choice. If we wanted, we could keep our middle fingers. I remember thinking hard about the decision on whether it was worth keeping two fingers or whether I'd prefer to just have stubs. I was relived when I woke up that I wouldn't have to decide.