A Four Character Dialog

A Bulgarian Mathematician: I feel like the hardest theorems are in analysis, and really any analyst should be able to figure out any other theorems.

A Sentient Drawing of a Klein Bottle: Figure out yo' dick!

A Bulgarian Mathematician: My dick is right in front of me, thank you.

An Alternate Historian: No one can explain the location of your dick. It's a mystery.

SDKB: Let's play truth or dare.

A Chemist: Truth. No wait, dare.

SDKB: What's the meaning of life? No, wait: okay, discover the meaning of life!

Ch: Uh...

BM: She clearly doesn't have enough math to express the meaning of life.

AH: The Sumerians discovered math far more advanced than that.

BM: We should move on to the next song.

SDKB: (sings along)

BM: (incredulous) You know this song really well!

SDKB: (continues singing along)

BM: (to Chemist) You should take a dare! ... Okay, I'll take a dare!

(silence all around)

BM: What, are you afraid to give me my dare?

SDKB: Tell us how Bob died! You know it... mathematician.

BM: Say something, chemist!

AH: Ho ho ho.

(ambulance siren)

SDKB: Oh dear.

SDKB: That's the most beautiful rendering of "balls in yo mouth" I've ever seen.

AH: It's gorgeous.

BM: What makes octaves have the thing? With the doubling.... you know.