Today I need to:
1) Rotate my tires
2) Put my pants on an ass
3) Expel water from my faucet
4) Heat my stove
5) Step on my shoes
6) Burn my fireplace
7) Vibrate a guitar
8) Suck photons into my eyes
9) See a man about a horse
10) See a horse about a man
11) See a man about a man
12) See a horse about a dog
13) See an optometrist about your grandmother
